We're Todd and Dale and we hereby, thereto, ergo, invite you to a "Running 4 President" Real-Mavericks-in-the-White-House Contest. It's free to participate. All you have to do is upload your close-to-15-Second-Self-Nomination-Video to your site on www.YouTube.com (or elsewhere) and then become a subscriber to our www.YouTube.com/r4pmovie page or email us a link to it by Tuesday, October 4, 2010.
Just state on camera, in 15 seconds or less, "My name is [your first name here] and I'm running for President of the United States because...[fill in something funny here]." Become a subscriber of r4pmovie on YouTube or email the link from your video (wherever it is online) in an email addressed to firstname.lastname@example.org on or before December 1.
Good luck! And may the best woodland creature win (it's a Todd and Dale inside joke).